Sean Connery Joke of the Week

And finally, Sean Connery's also here so let's move on to Double Jeopardy where the categories are . . .

Not so fast Trebek.

 

I really thought that was going to work.

              

Well, you were wrong you mountebank. 
I pose a conundrum to ya, a riddle if you will.

 I don't want to hear it.

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

Dr. Cleophus' Quickie Movie Review

Hobo with a Shotgun
Don't believe this is a real movie?

Hobo? Check. Shotgun? Check. Let's make a movie.

Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner; The Hitcher) is a hobo and he has a shotgun. And he uses it. A lot. What this movie lacks in decent writing and special effects, it makes up for in really crappy acting.  I give it a 10 on the Cleophus Crap scale.

BoDerickus' BNOW

Bronwen Hogshooter - West Tennessee ne'er-do-well.  Look at that name again, I'll wait. Bronwen is of Welsh origin and means "fair breast" or "white-breasted". Hogshooter is of mountain-folk origin and means "pig killer". So she is, I guess, a fair breasted pig killer.

Ms. Hogshooter was caught trying to sneak drugs into a correctional facility. According to the police report: "the alleged drugs were reportedly hidden in a private area of Hogshooter's and were confiscated."

Was she keeping them in the deep recesses of her psyche?  I'm not sure I'm following, but if the drugs were in a private orifice, I would hate to be the one who had to confiscate them.

Dr. Cleophus' Quickie Movie Review

Lockout

 
"Escape From New York" + outer space - Kurt Russel = this piece of crap.