Avast ye scurvy dogs and wenches, it be that time of year again. Cap'n Cleophus be wantin' to wish ye a happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day with a couple of bad pirate jokes.
How do pirates know they be pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!
So, this pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender looks at him and says…”You know you have a ship's wheel in your pants?”
The pirate replies, “Yar! It be drivin’ me nuts!”
BA DUM BOOM! Thank ye, I'll be in port all week, try the salted meat.
Right Boot . . . Got It!
Right Boot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . zing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Got It!
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I'm a guy pushing 40 who loves movies, sports, TV, books, music, video games and comic books (basically all things entertainment). The posts will likely be random ramblings of entertainment stuff I enjoy, some 70s, a lot of 80s, the 90s and today, all very likely smothered with a heavy dose of cheese. Kind of like an easy listening blog station. Oh yeah, and a lot of bad or unfortunate names.
NOTE: THIS BLOG IS BEST VIEWED USING THE MOZILLA FIREFOX BROWSER. EXPLORER WILL SOMETIMES NOT LOAD PROPERLY.
2 comments:
Wrong. You are just all wrong! But all mine! Love you!
You crack me up!!!
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