BoDerickus' BNOW - Olympics Edition

I know I said long ago I wouldn't use foreign names on the BNOW, unless they are funny. Well, it's time to go foreign on your butts, because it's Olympics BNOW.

The Best: 
Dong Dong - Gold medal in trampoline. There are so many possibilities: the Dong so nice, they named him twice. No more jumpy on the trampoline, the Donger need food!

A couple of Dongs on a trampoline!

Also, I've got to say: trampoline? Really? Time to go on a tangent. BoDerickus is of the firm belief that anything that can be done in my backyard should not be allowed in the Olympics.  Gold medal for jumping on a trampoline? Nope.

The Gold Medal Badminton Game

Badminton, are you kidding me? Take your shuttlecock and get out. And to that I'm adding anything I can play in the rec-room of a church. Ping Pong (I refuse to call this Table Tennis), I'm looking at you. Not gonna do it. 

BMX Racing? Not sure, on the fence on this one. On the one hand, it seems to take some skill and stamina. On the other hand, it looks like they are riding a 1st grader's bike.



Destinee Hooker - USA Volleyball - What would lead a parent to name their child after a stripper when they've already got the prostitute thing going for them?

Semen Antonov - Russian Basketball - Fastest guy on the Russian squad. Always able to "stick it in the hole." 

Saralee Thoungthongkam - Thailand Badminton - Her parents were very fond of those delicious American bakery treats.

Reinder Nummerdor - Netherlands Beach Volleyball - His coach did let him play some Reinder games.