First off, as you can see above, I am officially naming this post “BoDerickus Cox Presents: the Bad Name of the Day(ish),” which will be shortened to BoDerickus’ BNOD. Even though this sort of breaks my rule number 2 below, I did personally verify that BoDerickus Cox is a real person living in my hometown.
Secondly, my self-imposed rules for bad name of the day:
1. The name must be funny, hopefully leading to me showing off my astonishing wit with some comments.
2. The name must be verifiable in a way other than just pure conjecture (i.e., my cousin had this student she swears was named Lemonjello).
3. No foreign names unless they are extraordinarily funny (a la Long Duc Dong).
4. Strive to be color blind and sex neutral. There is a joke wrapped up in this rule, I’m just not going there.
That’s it. With all that out of the way and a promise that this will likely be the longest post on BoDerickus’ BNOD, on to today’s name:
I’m sticking with the team theme from Friday and with the SEC:
From last year’s Mississippi State University football team:
Jazzmen Guy, DE - Did Jazzmen’s parents really like jazz or were they a big fan of “A Different World?”
Jasper O’Quinn, CB - Having a young African-American with two of the whitest names available, funny or not? You decide.
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