Alpha Jones - Sheriff's Dept. - First born of the Jones family, very close to her youngest brother, Omega.
Porcelan Cheeks - Model - Because what model doesn't want Porcelan Cheeks?
Cyronose D. Spicer, Sr. - Candidate for Lauderdale County Mayor - Cyronose's mother was an admirer of the French dramatist and duelist, Cyrano de Bergerac, but I think she may have slightly mixed up the name and the author's most pronounced feature.
FYI for you science geeks out there: The Cyranose 32o, a $10,000 handheld electronic odor detector, can digitally analyze and identify a wide range of smells, in about 10 seconds.
And finally, from the Court system:
State of Tennessee v. Telly Savalas Johnson - His parents must have been big fans of Kojak, lovers of the lollipop, so to speak.
One thing this got me thinking about: Telly Savalas has a great part in Cannonball Run II (along with numerous other stars and famous names, including Frank Sinatra). The 70s and early 80s were great when it came to having huge casts or numerous cameos of famous people, especially in comedies. I think that's a lost art, something we don't see much anymore. Sure you have cameos pop up from time to time, like Mike Tyson in The Hangover, but no true "star-studded" affairs. Maybe the new movie "The Expendables" will bring back some of that (seriously, check out the cast-it's like a testosterone filled homage to the 80s action blockbusters). Of course, it was written by and stars Sly Stallone, so that's probably the reason.
3 comments:
Go see Mischca, my personal waxer and tell him to give you the Telly Sevalas, compliments of M. Dean, of course.
And then there was lemonjello and oranjello... what? you've heard that one? Okay what about Shithead (pronounced Sha-Theed)? True story. -EB
UGA:
Then go show Gary your immaculate canvas and let him see another man eager to paint it. Got it, Got it?
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