Today, a movie that I have been eagerly awaiting for months. This movie is a big old block of jalapeno cheese dipped in Velveeta and then fried a golden brown. I'm talking about:
MACHETE
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| Throw in Cheech and Lindsay Lohan and you have the greatest cast ever assembled! |
Babes, blood and big ol' blades. Not enough? How about bare boobies, bad guys and beheadings? Still not enough to get you in? Okay: Bambitas, Banditos, bazookas and balls out action. You know Machete is the guy who will get it done for you; he's a real MexiCAN.
**The following will only to be understood by a handful of people**
I was met by the media on the way out and asked how I liked the movie. My answer (for some reason in an old Jewish woman's voice): I LOVED IT!!! I'm going to see it . . . . . . . TWICE MORE!
3 comments:
You are a cheesy anti-semite.
Well the movie looks really stupid, but how can one argue if the old Jewish woman wants to see it TWICE MORE~!!!!
But was it better than Cats?
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