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Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Who Knew -Ninjas Are Pansies
I have so many questions / comments about this video:
1. Why is the guy driving a car that looks like it belongs on the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyworld?
2. Never complain about American TV.
3. Skates? Really?
4. Is the economy so bad that one of the Ninjas had to borrow his mom's minivan to carpool in?
5. Was that the deadly Ninja arm whip that I see executed to perfection?
6. That car is so small and unstable, the Ninjas could have easily ninja'd the car over on its side.
7. I mean,skates? Really? Nothing says stealthy like rollin' on 8 wheels.
8. Who were these ninjas' masters, the Bay City Rollers?
9. Moral of the story - If you ever need to get away from Ninjas, you better hope they are wearing skates and you can find a hill.
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The car in question is, and no I'm not kidding, a BuBu 501 by Mitsuoko. It operates on a 50cc 4 stroke engine, and you only had to have a moped license to operate one. Yes, it was slow at work today.
http://japanesenostalgiccar.com/blog/2008/03/06/mitsuoka-not-your-typical-jdm-car-maker/
The bald hippie
Two observations...
1) They should never allow ninjas, or anyone for that matter, skate on a busy freeway while weilding a sword or other dangerous weapon. This must have been before SAG made its way to Japan.
2) The ol' slingshot maneuver, really... REALLY? That was like The Last Ninja meets Soul Train.
Wishin' you could be,
EB
Leave it to the bald hippie to figure out the ID of a 3 wheel car that runs on hamster power.
Well said, EB. I particularly like the new closing catchphrase.
If I were a modern day ninja, and I was attempting to attack a car while on roller skates (whole different issue) would I really use a sword? No, because a sword will just glance off the metal roof etc. Poor planning on the part of the ninjas. Also, when did roller skate training become a part of the ancient ninja/samurai culture? It is kind of hard to roller skate on the japanese beach sand or chinese mountains. The bull honkus overfloweth
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