BoDerickus' BNOW - Football Returns!

Everyone who knows BoDerickus knows two things; He likes Ole Miss and he knows they suck. While their proficiency on the field is suspect, their proficiency of bad names is unparalleled. I'm pretty sure I've covered the Rebs too much, since the only names I don't recognize belong to freshmen and transfers. It's been a while since the BNOW has reared its ugly head. Be kind and let me ease back into the funny. Oh, well, here goes:

This BNOW is dedicated to La Poco Jamón:

I pity the fool that runs the ball up the middle.

Chief Brown - Fr. DB - I don't have much faith in a guy who sounds like he should be the head fireman in Winona rather than the stud defensive back.







Senquez Golson - Fr. DB - This is a great name, but, I've got nothing. BoDerickus must be getting old.

I shall sweep the field with you!

Serderius Bryant -Fr. LB - It doesn't take a sorting hat to know this guy belongs on the field. Serderius will hit you so hard you'll spit up your butterbeer. 

Ja-Mes Logan - So. WR - Repeat, you say? Well, I say his name's still Ja-Mes. 

Special BYU bonus for kicking Ole Miss tail the first week:
Eathyn Manumaleuna - Jr. DL - This is one interesting spelling of the classic Ethan.  This guy seemed like he was in on every tackle, but it was probably that it took the announcer so long to say his name that the next play started.

Special Southern Illinois bonus for not beating the Rebs in week 2:
MyCole Pruitt - RS Fr. TE - Interesting spelling of Michael?

And in preparation for this weekend: Vandy:

Is that a Black Bear?

Archibald Cornelius Barnes - Jr. LB - This a perfect name for a football player at Vandy . . . in 1894.  I say, chap, let us slap on our leather caps and hit the ole gridiron.


Lafonte Thourogood - Fr. QB - He's b-b-b-b-b-b-bbad, bad to the bone. By the way, Lafonte is French for "the melting." 


Take that, La Poco Jamón