BoDerickus' BNOW

How about a themed BNOW?  See if you can guess.

Sometimes the names I find are unfortunate, sometimes silly, sometimes awesome and sometimes just plain bad.

Mr. Hernandez being interviewed for the story

First, the silly: Albino Hernandez, interviewed for a story on the local news this week. See left for the screencap of the interview.


The unfortunate:
Alabaster Bonnafue - from Milwaukee, WI - This lady (or man, I don't know) has wonderful skin.

I know, I'll McPeek in your window.

And the awesome:
Frosty McPeek - Lakewood, Colorado - Skiing down Frosty McPeek is a great way to finish a day out at Crested Butte, CO. This name would also greatly describe a peeping tom snowman. 



Today, these last few names are REALLY BAD! This was from a couple of years ago, but its new to me. 


Adolf Hitler Campbell - Taken by New Jersey protective services from his "Nazi-Lovin" parents along with his siblings:
JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
As bad as the first two kids names are, it is sad that the poor last girl just got a name that kind of sounds like Heinrich Himmler.  Come on "White Power" parents, don't go soft for that last kids name. Go all in, you wieners.

Just think, herr furher, one day a couple of rednecks in New Jersey will name their kids after us. 

Deep Thoughts from Entertainment

Do you know what "nemesis" means?  A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.  Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Brick Top from "Snatch"

It's Log, From Blammo!

A couple of weeks ago, Demptravious, Bo's little brother, took this picture in our fine city in a parking lot outside a doctor's office:

Log, a tire thief's friend!

What props up a car
with three you'll go far,
so you can steal all of the tires?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log!

Log, From Blammo!

It's log, it's log,
Who needs a jack, use wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good!


Everyone wants a log!
You're gonna love it, log!
Come on and get your log!



Mr. Horse, do you have an opinion on what is happening to our fair city?

BoDerickus' BNOW

As all of you should remember, I started my blog using the name BoDerickus because I thought it was an awesome name. What many of you may not remember is that BoDerickus is a real person from my home town.  Well, last week, I came across a relative of BoDerickus while perusing my hometown tabloid.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

Demptravious Jarkez Cox! 

Henceforth, on this Blog, my brother shall be called Demptravious, or Dempy, for short.

Wavenificent Kimmons - This name is stupendiferously fantational!

More you say? I hear ya, La Poco Jamón! Ok, just a little:

Philander Tots and Philander Steele - both of Jackson, MS - Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here are a couple of Philanderers. 

According to Whitepages.com, there are a lot of people with this name across the U.S. Why there are 5 people named Philander in the Jackson area alone. Some others across the country include, Philander Cornelious; Philander Gaters; Philander Lacsamana; Philander Palugod; and Philander Batchelor.

There is just way to much Philanderin' going on in this country.  I don't think people actually thought much about this name, likely they just got tipsy and had a very casual attitude about it, then left in the morning with no explanation. At least no one else is out there naming their kids after men with a morally suspect attitude towards the ladies.  What? Really? Oh.

Lothario Jones - Urbana University

Casanova Biddle - Sherman, TX

Don Juan Adams - Columbus, OH 

Good Gravy!

Very rare picture of Wolf Ruffin and Sowin' Oats Johnson out for a night on the town

Dr. Cleophus' "Late" Quickie Movie Review

Cowboys & Aliens

Horses can't outrun spaceships.

A belated Haiku for a movie I saw a couple of months ago:

Cowboy hats, no smilin'
aliens from space steal gold
Why? ET needs bling!