As all of you should remember, I started my blog using the name BoDerickus because I thought it was an awesome name. What many of you may not remember is that BoDerickus is a real person from my home town. Well, last week, I came across a relative of BoDerickus while perusing my hometown tabloid. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
Demptravious Jarkez Cox!
Henceforth, on this Blog, my brother shall be called Demptravious, or Dempy, for short.
Wavenificent Kimmons - This name is stupendiferously fantational!
More you say? I hear ya, La Poco Jamón! Ok, just a little:
Philander Tots and Philander Steele - both of Jackson, MS - Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here are a couple of Philanderers.
According to Whitepages.com, there are a lot of people with this name across the U.S. Why there are 5 people named Philander in the Jackson area alone. Some others across the country include, Philander Cornelious; Philander Gaters; Philander Lacsamana; Philander Palugod; and Philander Batchelor.
There is just way to much Philanderin' going on in this country. I don't think people actually thought much about this name, likely they just got tipsy and had a very casual attitude about it, then left in the morning with no explanation. At least no one else is out there naming their kids after men with a morally suspect attitude towards the ladies. What? Really? Oh.
Lothario Jones - Urbana University
Casanova Biddle - Sherman, TX
Don Juan Adams - Columbus, OH
Good Gravy!
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