Sometimes the names I find are unfortunate, sometimes silly, sometimes awesome and sometimes just plain bad.
Mr. Hernandez being interviewed for the story |
First, the silly: Albino Hernandez, interviewed for a story on the local news this week. See left for the screencap of the interview.
The unfortunate:
Alabaster Bonnafue - from Milwaukee, WI - This lady (or man, I don't know) has wonderful skin.
I know, I'll McPeek in your window. |
And the awesome:
Frosty McPeek - Lakewood, Colorado - Skiing down Frosty McPeek is a great way to finish a day out at Crested Butte, CO. This name would also greatly describe a peeping tom snowman.
Today, these last few names are REALLY BAD! This was from a couple of years ago, but its new to me.
Adolf Hitler Campbell - Taken by New Jersey protective services from his "Nazi-Lovin" parents along with his siblings:
JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
As bad as the first two kids names are, it is sad that the poor last girl just got a name that kind of sounds like Heinrich Himmler. Come on "White Power" parents, don't go soft for that last kids name. Go all in, you wieners.
Just think, herr furher, one day a couple of rednecks in New Jersey will name their kids after us. |
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