Right Boot . . . Got It!

Right Boot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . zing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Got It!

I'm a guy pushing 40 who loves movies, sports, TV, books, music, video games and comic books (basically all things entertainment). The posts will likely be random ramblings of entertainment stuff I enjoy, some 70s, a lot of 80s, the 90s and today, all very likely smothered with a heavy dose of cheese. Kind of like an easy listening blog station. Oh yeah, and a lot of bad or unfortunate names.

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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

BoDerickus' BNOW - Law & Order Edition

Today in the BNOW, the names all come from cons and scum. Yes, criminals and lawyers are the names of the day.

Meta Cooper - lawyer - The Meta Cooper is the new SUV from the auto manufacturer that brought you the Mini Cooper.

Ricky Flamingo Brown - unlawful possession - He got caught in possession of a really fruity middle name.

Loring E. Justice - Lawyer - You know who to call to right a wrong? Justice, that's who.

Tornita Crenshaw - Robbery - The tornita is my favorite Mexican dish; personally, I like it with extra crenshaw.

Cadwallader "Buddy" Leonidis Polk IV - Lawyer-TX - I guess if your name is a cross between a chocolate egg and the leader of the Spartans, but you live in Texas, you've got to go with Buddy.

Innocent S. Nzamubereka - Assault - Your honor, I've been practicing law for 20 years and I've never been able to say this with more conviction: My client is Innocent!

Joseph Moron - Assault & Burglary - Your honor, my client may be a Moron, but he ain't dumb.
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