From last year's football season: Tennessee and Vanderbilt
JerQuari Schofield (Fr. OL); Inquoris Johnson; and Nyshier Oliver (Fr. DB) – From University of Tennessee - Once bitter rivals for control of the North American buffalo hides, the Jerquari, the Nyshier and the Inquoris eventually joined forces with the Mohawks and the Oneida (who took time away from their cutlery production) to form the Five Nations. It is good to see their descendants are still working together for the common good.
Nu’Keese Richardson – U of Tenn. WR – When you leave out keese, it quickly goes bad and begins to smell. Nu’Keese, with its fresher flavor and newer design, is faster, stronger and longer lasting. All around a good move by the Pepsi Company.
Justin Cabbagestalk – OL Vandy: How do you decide on this for a last name? Why not Rutabagastem or Parsniproot? Was it just that his ancestor happen to be unlucky enough to be working in the garden on the day the king came by and handed out names? I can see it now: What? Cabbagestalk? But sire, I’m a tanner by profession, I just happen to be picking this cabbage today. Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
Elvio Tropeano – DB Vandy: Hey Elvio, you wanna swat away that pass? Fuggehdaboutit.
Tim Fugger – DE Vanderbilt: At 6’2” and 250 lbs., this is one big Fugger. He credits his mother on teaching him how to play football; she was one bad mother Fugger.
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