In this post, I took a break from athlete names to explore other avenues for bad/awesome names. A wise man once said to me: "Not every person who is an athlete has bad name and not every person who has a bad name is an athlete." All the following are from birth announcements in Spokane, WA and Kansas City, MO; no last names were given, so I'm using Smith.
The "My parent's wished I was Native American" category:
Angus Yellowhorse Smith - The parents chose to honor their Native American heritage and their love for AC/DC.
TreLance Little Fox Smith - Studies have shown that TreLance is at least three times better than Lance.
The "Strange but True" category:
Colin "BNT" Payton Smith - I've got some initials for you: WTF?
Jovie Gamma-Ray Turanga Smith - A big congrats to parents Jennifer and Stanley, I hope you enjoy those therapy bills. Let's break down this name: Jovie: Latin for majestic; Gamma-ray: Electromagnetic radiation of high energy; and Turanga - the first name of a character on the TV show Futurama. Who wants to place a bet that Stanley is a BIG nerd?
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