BNOW Best Of: Football

Here is a "best of" list from the last few months:

Knile Davis – RB at Arkansas – pronounced NILE – Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, it’s also a tailback in Fayetteville.

Foxy Foxworth IV – DE at South Carolina – Eugene Foxington Foxworth IV or “Foxy” as he’s known to his friends. Interestingly, my nickname in school was Boxy.

DeQuinta Jones – DL at Arkansas – After he lays a big hit on you, he’ll leave the light on for ya.

Korvic Neat – RB at Ole Miss – There is only one way to drink Korvic, and that is neat.

Rantavious Wooten – DB at Georgia – Named after the Roman god who foolishly mouthed off to Jupiter after partying a little too hard with his friend Bacchus and was zapped with one of Jupiter’s patented lightning bolts. Rantavious was the god of sportscasters.

Bacarri Rambo – SS at Georgia – The Bacarri and Coke is a strong drink sure to knock you out. The Bacarri Rambo is a strong safety sure to knock you out.

Kentravis Aubrey – DE at LSU – He’s a little bit hip-hop and a little bit country.

Since I'm closing with LSU, even though I have used them before, I can't pass up using T-Bob Herbert and Barkevious Mingo again. T-Bob & Barkevious sounds like a bad TV pilot for the WB Network.