Funny Office Email

The following was an actual email sent internally at my office 

 

Subject: Did anyone lose some vitamins or pills wrapped in foil?  

I have them at the front desk. 

Of course, it was immediately jumped on by a few co-workers (identity has been changed to protect the innocent):

Bo: Sounds like someone lost a little Toot!

EB: I was thinking the same thing… seriously, who keeps their “meds” in foil?  I will be surprised if anyone claims it.

Race: I am also missing a spoon. It has a few charred spots on it as well, but thanks for finding my "tin foil" vitamins.

EB: And a rubber strap that I use as a “tie down” to keep groceries from moving around in my car… I am missing that one too.

Bo: I want to got up there, crush them up and then use my pinky finger and tongue to “test” the drugs, a la every crime movie or TV show since the 70s.

EB: Just barely touch it though… Then give it to Race to rub all over his gums to confirm your findings.

Race: Just for confirmation purposes only!