Today, a cornucopia of names to review:
Slaidyn Jaice Smith – Birth announcement in WA - I’m pretty sure I saw Slaidyn in concert opening for White Snake back in ’87.
Januari Lakeitha Williams – Police Blotter in TN - Like an old Batman villain, all of her crimes were committed in the first month of the year.
Monolito B. Cooper – Police Blotter in Nevada - Monolito wanted to be let out of jail early, but the warden protested saying “he’s practically unmovable and we will just have to leave him where he is.”
Immaculate Perfection Harris – Georgia Tech-2005 – Goes by I-Perfection. His brother is named Supreme Justice Harris. Wow, and just like that, we have a family that trumps the Morgan family. I’ve got to say, Supreme Justice would be an excellent name for a judge.
McClabia Mays – Service worker in TN - One time, when I was in Mexico, I got a bad case of the McClabia. I couldn’t sit right for weeks.
Velvet Churchill – Notary – Named after his favorite writer, Velvet Jones, the author of “I Wanna Be a Ho.”
OK, so I thought this was bad, but if you check out the Murray State website, you will see it can be worse. The Murray State women’s golf head coach is Velvet Milkman.
This sounds like it should be a sports related nickname: He drives the lane . . . and, wow, a monster dunk! The Velvet Milkman really took that defender to school.
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